so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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