He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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