Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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