Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
she smelled like a LAN party
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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