I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Randomize
