Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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