Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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