and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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