Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
