Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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