awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I will pee on everything he values.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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