How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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