Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
no, he came in my armpit
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
you traded sex for a burrito?
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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