i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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