i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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