Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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