can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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