i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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