Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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