Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
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