We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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