i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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