My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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