And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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