We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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