do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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