He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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