doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
ok first of all what the fuck
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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