11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Randomize
