I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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