i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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