I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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