ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
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