: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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