I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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