At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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