We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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