Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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