I can't breathe out the right side of my face
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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