If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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