my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I take back everything I said about communal showers
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Randomize
