i think i have herpe
just one?
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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