so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
my sisters under your porch take her home
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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