no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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