Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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