so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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