so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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