that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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