dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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