what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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