we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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